(Bonus Tip) Hit a nightclub with a pole - Yes, girls who wear pink feather boas and clumsily try to twizzle around a pole…

So, yeah… no biggie, right? Just a casual 1.5 million captive readers potentially staring at my bags from 35,000 feet up in the air!

The thing about starting a business is that other people have made a business out of “helping” people like me.